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Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

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At Consider., we are a forward-thinking, innovation-driven digital platform that operates at the intersection of humor, culture, and creative expression. Our mission is to leverage cutting-edge storytelling frameworks and audience engagement strategies to deliver high-impact, humor-infused content that captivates and inspires. By embracing a multi-channel, synergistic approach to modern media, we position ourselves as a dynamic thought leader in the humor-driven publishing landscape.

Our brand ethos is rooted in the belief that laughter fosters connection and that humor, when deployed with precision and insight, can disrupt the noise of traditional content ecosystems. We cater to a diverse audience base seeking smart, witty, and contextually relevant commentary on everyday absurdities and cultural phenomena. If you have a passion for crafting narratives that blend originality, satire, and relevance while aligning with strategic content KPIs, Consider. is the creative hub for you.

What do we offer?
- A competitive salary that we obviously will not disclose
- Unlimited opportunities for professional growth (because seniors cost more)
- Flexible remote work so that we don't have to pay for an office or for your commute
- 8% holiday pay because we are legally obliged to
- 20 days of paid time off for the same reason

What do you bring?
- 10+ years work experience in content writing for recognized websites
- Demonstrable interest and passion for using Notepad
- Excellent communication skills in English, Dutch, Mandarin, Basque and Klingon
- No need for sponsorship or visa to work in the Netherlands and Republic of Ireland
- Attention to detial, quick learner, and other buzzwords
- A master's degree in Computer Science or equivalent as you will work with computers
- Ability to work under heavy stress and strict deadlines
- A valid driver's license for forklifts just in case
- A strong love for unpaid overtime work
- Preferred: A second master's degree in a medical field
- Preferred: 5+ years of experience in Python, SQL and PHP
- Preferred: Strong understanding of quantum mechanics

This sounds like you? Do you have what it takes to contribute to the ever-growing world of AI generated content? Apply now and maybe we reply within 72 working weeks.

Questions?
Please do not hesitate to contact us at [include contact details].

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Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

Ready to join the team at Consider.? Please upload your CV or resume below and provide a clear overview of your experience, skills, and writing portfolio. We value professionalism, creativity, and attention to detail, so ensure your submission reflects both your expertise and your ability to produce engaging, polished content.

Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

Now we will promptly ask you to re-enter all of the information you have just provided. This is to ensure you are really committed to this application.

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Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

That was just to give you the false hope that the form was over. We need some more information about your experience before we can continue.

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Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

Now we really want to make sure you want this job. Please pretend you are not applying for this job to pay the rent, but rather you are incredibly fascinated by the idea to get paid very low for a position you probably overqualify for. We won't give you a word limit so you can't know if you wrote enough. Hint: We are not going to read it!

Junior Content Writer at Consider. - Entry level

Please acknowledge the following terms before you submit your application. This is necessary for protecting your data and our interests.

I have completed this form truthfully.
I read and agree to the Terms of Service.
I accept that my data will be sold to third parties.
I give the legal ownership of my (future) house to Berke Filiz.
I accept that G in gif is pronounced as G in gear.

Processing application...

Here's a polished and professional rejection email tailored to the humorous yet slightly formal tone of Consider.:

Dear [Applicant Name],

Thank you for taking the time to apply for the Content Writer position at Consider. and for sharing your background and creative work with us. After careful review and consideration, we have decided to move forward with other candidates for this role.

Please know that this decision was not easy, as we received a high volume of strong applications. While we will not be moving forward with your candidacy at this time, we sincerely appreciate your interest in joining our team and encourage you to apply for future opportunities that align with your skills and experience.

Thank you again for considering Consider.. We wish you the very best in your creative endeavors and in your ongoing career journey. Should you have any questions, do not hesitate to contact us at [enter contact details].

The Consider. team

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