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Sadly I did not have time for writing a full post this week as I've been under the weather, but there is something else I have written long ago. You can scroll down to download it as PDF.

To give some context, there was a heated but friendly debate going on on our small Discord group. We were mainly discussing the meaning of full and empty since some friend informed us of his shower thought: "Whether the glass is half empty or half full is not dependent on your perspective on life, but rather on the previous state of the cup." He went on to explain the glass is half empty if it's previously filled in and vice versa. It only took one single message that suggests the glass is practically never empty because of air, to bring the havoc we needed.

It was a fun debate which took over two hours, with more than 2 side bringing solid arguments to the table. At some point, a well-respected member of our community sighed, not knowing what's to come next, and joked: We have to write an essay "on the definition of a fully half emptied glass or something"

And I did exactly that. I don't think anyone expected me to, but I greatly enjoyed the reaction from the chat. It's a very rough writing. Not only it was years ago, but also in the middle of my exam week; so I did not really want to spend too much time into it. That took the entire evening regardless, but here it is:

This is my entry to academy and obviously it's a work of art. So if any universities want to give me full scholarship thanks to this excellent quality of writing, please send an email. I also accept invitations by letter. Thank you!